I mentioned my student, C, before. He’s nearly 18 and has some challenges understanding what’s appropriate and what’s not. This summer I was teaching him GCSE Geography. Here is a selection of the conversations we had during our classes.
C thinks dinosaurs still exist, some of them at least.
C thinks young ladies shouldn’t go camping in case they have their period.
C also thinks young ladies don’t eat at McDonald’s.
“Miss, what would that teacher over there do if I punched you?”
“20% of people in China are lazy, 40% of people in the UK are lazy and more than 50% of people in France are lazy”
C asked if I’d ever stayed in a 5* hotel, and when I said yes, he asked how I’d paid for it. “But miss, you’re not rich, you work here!”
“America lost the Vietnam War because the soldiers were lazy and ate too much fast food”
“People deserved to die in the tsunami because they shouldn’t live in silly places”
“I think it would be too hot to live in the centre of the earth, I’m glad I don’t live there”
“Global warming will make Africa warmer but nowhere else”
C wanted to know why he wasn’t allowed to refer to another teacher, who is black, as “that dark man”, even behind his back.
“Miss, you are lucky you live in China because no one will punch you for being a lady. Five years ago this wasn’t the case, in Yunnan you would get punched for being a lady, now it’s fine though”
“Only China sent aid to Haiti after the earthquake”
C got angry with me for showing a video made by NASA and not the Chinese space agency.
“Miss, your skin is pretty and nice”
C was talking about responsibilities, and said that his responsibilities are to help ladies carry their bags and and their babies. When questioned about this he said that he would only offer to carry someone’s baby if they had two or three babies on their hands.
“The government of Africa is rubbish. I’m sorry to use such a strong word, miss, but they are rubbish”
C is adamant that the population of Canada is 2.4 billion.
“Urbanisation is bad because you then have to build a drawbridge for all the people”
“If you were my wife, I would protect you when you went swimming”
C thinks volcanoes are man-made.
“Miss, will you sleep with me in a hotel?”